Funny free wedding announcements

Felicity Pooltridge & Ernst Bosteeker

Felicity Pooltridge, daughter of Mr. And Mrs. Everit Pooltridge, of West Porterville, was married yesterday to Ernst Bosteeker, son of Mr. and Mrs. Marie Bosteeker of Eintracht, Holland.

The bride, 35, is the 2009 national freestyle bodybuilding champion and ramp model for Armani and Valentino's "feminine masculinity" fall collection. She is currently undergoing height enhancement medical procedures in Vladivostok, Russia; a procedure which requires the fracturing of both legs in 5 different places.

The groom, 48, resides on his own in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. He is at present unemployed but devotes most of his time attempting to memorizing the Internet.

The intimate ceremony took place in Mr. Bosteekers backyard.

Dr Mary-Jo Strype & Lionel Judson

Dr Mary-Jo Strype, a plastic surgeon at Mt Hoskins Hospital Fairfield Dallas, is to be married tomorrow morning to Lionel Judson, a former patient.

Dr Strype, 32, will keep her name but says she is "happy the way her groom turned out".

Mr. Lionel Judson, has little to add but hopes that the swelling from last weeks surgery will reduce sufficiently for tomorrow's ceremony.

The couple will live in Dr. Strype's condo with her cat, "Stitches".

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Susan Gamerson & Brian Fawlty

Susan Gamerson, the daughter of Isaac and Sheri Gamerson of Two Rings, New South Wales, Australia, is to be married today in the Florida State Penitentiary to Brian Fawlty, orphan.

Ms. Gamerson and Mr Fawlty, both rehabilitating inmates at F.S. Penitentiary, vow that their previous misunderstood sexual stalkings are a thing of the past.

The Bride’s parents can not be found but it's believed they are in good health.

The ceremony will take place this Friday (2 days after their corresponding paroles) in Basil's couple exchange club, Venice Beach.

Penelope Goodfamily & Cro-man

Penelope Goodfamily, daughter of Miles and Peebles Looter of Vermont, was married yesterday to Cro-man. A spiritual doctor of the Guinean Ncube tribe performed the strange ceremony.

Ms. Cro-man, whose age is uncertain (he was defrosted from a large block of ice), is believed to be from the Cro Magnum Era, because of his equipment. He was instantly enamored with Penelope when he saw her sun tanning on a naturist beach. He deftly clubbed her over the head and dragged her several hundred meters into the bushes.

Mrs. Goodfamily, 32, is an architect with Watermeyer, Legless, Pishold and Pullman. She is also the current president of the "Ladies don't lie, size does matter" charity organization that donates toys to women "which puts a smile on their faces".

The bride and groom will continue to pursue additional relationships and will reside in Mr Cro-man's cave.

Emily Harris & Patrick Joseph Carpenter

Emily Harris, the daughter of the late Mr & Mrs Harris of Newbedfordshire England, was married on Saturday evening to Patrick Carpenter.

The bride is a retired pensioner and member of the Hole in One Club at Naples Country Club and Golf. She also knits tofu squares every tuesday and thursday evening at the "Eat or be warm" Charity Knitting Club in Lely. The squares are used to make edible cardigans, for the war orphans in Africa.

The groom, a retired accountant, is Treasurer of the Lely Lawn Bowls Club. He is also an avid golfer, and it was due to this common interest that the couple met when Mr Carpenter saw Mrs Harris's hole in one.

The ceremony was celebrated with loud music and alcohol and the bride and groom left early with the bride shouting "Let's get it on."

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